Alam Kucing

Q : How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
A : He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.

Q : Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A : For kitty littering.

Q : Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?
A : Because they finally opened their eyes.

Q : Why are cats better than babies?
A : Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.

Q : What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
A : Hiss and Tell.

Q : What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A : A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.

Q : What does a cat do when it gets mad?
A : It has a hissy fit.

Q : What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A : The purrpatrator.

Q : What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
A : He stole the whole show!

Q : What is a cat's favourite colour?
A : Purrrrrrrple!

Q : Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
A : The retail store.

Q : What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A : A mice cream cone.

Q : What do cats use to make coffee?
A : A purrcolator.

Q : What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A : A duck filled fatty puss.

Q : If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
A : Their paws.

Q : Why is the cat so grouchy?
A : Because he's in a bad mewd.

Q : If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
A : None! They were copy cats.

Q : Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
A : That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.

Q : How does the cat get its own way?
A : With friendly purrsuasion.

Q : What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
A : An eskimew.

Q : What has more lives than a cat?
A : A frog because it croaks every night.

Q : What is a cat's favourite subject in school?
A : HISStory.

Q : What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A : Mice Krispies.

Q : How do cats end a fight?
A : They hiss and make up.

Q : What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?"
A : It's raining cats and dogs.

Q : Why are cats such good singers?
A : Because they're very mewsical.

Q : What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner?
A : Chain litter.

Q : What is the cat's favourite magazine?
A : Good Mousekeeping.

Q : How many cats can you put into an empty box?
A : Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

Q : Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look?
A : Because you stop looking after you find it.

Q : If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window?
A : Because the window is closed.

Q : What is a cat's favourite movie?
A : "The Sound of Mewsic."

Q : What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?
A : Sandy Claws.

Q : Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
A : Your lap.

Q : Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
A : Because it squeaked.

Q : What side of the cat has the most fur?
A : The OUT-side.

Q : What is a cat's favourite car?
A : The Catillac.

Q : What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A : A Lawn Meower.

Q : Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
A : Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

Q : What do you use to comb a cat?
A : A catacomb.

Q : Why did the cat run from the tree?
A : Because it was afraid of the bark!

Q : Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
A : Because he's always spotted.