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Feline Physics

Ditulis oleh feliscatus pada Friday, February 19, 2010

Cats and science…a very possible weird combinations =p

Law of Cat Inertia

  A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by
  some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby
  scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion

  A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good
  reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism

  All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
  proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics

  Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case
  of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching

  A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of
  the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping

  All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position
  as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as
  possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Elongation

  A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any
  counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Obstruction

  A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the
  maximum amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration

  A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and
  ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance

  Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

Law of Rug Configuration

  No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance

  A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for
  her to do something.

First Law of Energy Conservation

  Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and
  will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation

  Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Refrigerator Observation

  If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come
  along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction

  Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the
  speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking

  A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most
  comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy

  All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within
  the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment

  A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment
  times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Milk Consumption

  A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he
  can.

Law of Furniture Replacement

  A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to
  the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing

  A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the
  mid-section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement

  A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the
  amount of milk consumed.

Law of Cat Disinterest

  A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the
  amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection

  Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape
  velocity.

Law of Cat Composition

  A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

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Songs Featuring 'Cats'

Ditulis oleh feliscatus pada Thursday, January 28, 2010

Honestly I never heard any of the songs, but perhaps it's a nice list that we all could share.

Songs Artist
Alley Cat Bent Fabric
Black Cat Janet Jackson
Cat And A Mockingbird Nickletown
Cat And Mouse Game Dr. John
Cat In The Window Petula Clark
Cat In The Window Turtle
Cats Under The Stars Jerry Garcia Band
Cats In The Cradle Harry Chapin
Cheshire Cat Aerosmith
China Cat Sunflower Grateful Dead
Cool Cat Queen
Gray Cat On A Tennessee Farm Freight Hoppers
Honky Cat Elton John
Love Cats The Cure
Mean-Eyed Cat Johny Cash
Nashville Cats Lovin' Spoonful
Owl And The Pussycat Dory Previn
Stray Cat Strut Stray Cats
The Truth About Cats Timbuk 3
Three Cool Cats The Coasters
Walkin My Cat Named Dog Norma Tanega
We The Cats Louis Jordan
We The Cats Joe Jackson
Whats New, Pussycat Tom Jones
Year Of The Cat Al Stewart
Stray Cat Rolling Stone

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Purr-litical Correctness

Ditulis oleh feliscatus pada Friday, January 22, 2010

Just another jokes that we could all read if we have nothing else to do, or just to annoy our boss during office hour:

My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.

My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.

My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key.

My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist.

My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile," she enjoys the proximity of food.

My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.

My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.

My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective.

My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.

My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.

My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).

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What Do Cat Feels About Rules or Cat's Philosophy

Ditulis oleh feliscatus pada Wednesday, January 06, 2010

=)

  1. All rules can be broken when you feel like it.
  2. Don't worry about vet bills, someone else will pay.
  3. Know where the sock drawer is for those catnaps.
  4. Help with jigsaw puzzles.
  5. Sniff every stranger.
  6. Be astonishingly mysterious.
  7. When in doubt, chase something.
  8. Don't play in plastic bags.
  9. Ignore your mistakes.
  10. When in doubt, let your tail do the talking.
  11. Never sleep alone.
  12. Curtains are for climbing only.
  13. All chairs belong to the cat of the house.
  14. Baths are for Dogs!
  15. Feeding time is when YOU want to be fed.
  16. Go absolutely berserk for no apparent reason.
  17. Scratching humans and furniture is a no-no.
  18. Try to keep that mouse alive for your human.
  19. Make the world your playground.
  20. Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
  21. If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
  22. When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
  23. Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
  24. Nap often.
  25. When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
  26. Life is hard, and then you nap.
  27. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
  28. When in doubt, cop an attitude.
  29. Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
  30. Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
  31. Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
  32. Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

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Serious Questions & Answers About Cats

Ditulis oleh feliscatus pada Thursday, December 24, 2009

Heh just another cat jokes collection :

Q : Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
A : He set a new lap record.

Q : Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
A : She had mittens.

Q : What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A : One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Q : What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A : A peeping tom.

Q : Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A : Too many cheetahs.

Q : What is a cat's favourite song?
A : Three Blind Mice.

Q : What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice?
A : Don't you have a cat?

Q : What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
A : Claw Enforcement.

Q : How did a cat take first prize at the bird show?
A : He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.

Q : Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A : For kitty littering.

Q : Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists?
A : Because they finally opened their eyes.

Q : Why are cats better than babies?
A : Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.

Q : What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat?
A : Hiss and Tell.

Q : What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A : A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.

Q : What does a cat do when it gets mad?
A : It has a hissy fit.

Q : What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A : The purrpatrator.

Q : What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
A : He stole the whole show!

Q : What is a cat's favourite colour?
A : Purrrrrrrple!

Q : Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
A : The retail store.

Q : What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A : A mice cream cone.

Q : What do cats use to make coffee?
A : A purrcolator.

Q : What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A : A duck filled fatty puss.

Q : If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
A : Their paws.

Q : Why is the cat so grouchy?
A : Because he's in a bad mewd.

Q : If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
A : None! They were copy cats.

Q : Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
A : That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.

Q : How does the cat get its own way?
A : With friendly purrsuasion.

Q : What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
A : An eskimew.

Q : What has more lives than a cat?
A : A frog because it croaks every night.

Q : What is a cat's favourite subject in school?
A : HISStory.

Q : What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
A : Mice Krispies.

Q : How do cats end a fight?
A : They hiss and make up.

Q : What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?"
A : It's raining cats and dogs.

Q : Why are cats such good singers?
A : Because they're very mewsical.

Q : What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner?
A : Chain litter.

Q : What is the cat's favourite magazine?
A : Good Mousekeeping.

Q : How many cats can you put into an empty box?
A : Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

Q : Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look?
A : Because you stop looking after you find it.

Q : If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window?
A : Because the window is closed.

Q : What is a cat's favourite movie?
A : "The Sound of Mewsic."

Q : What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?
A : Sandy Claws.

Q : Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
A : Your lap.

Q : Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
A : Because it squeaked.

Q : What side of the cat has the most fur?
A : The OUT-side.

Q : What is a cat's favourite car?
A : The Catillac.

Q : What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
A : A Lawn Meower.

Q : Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
A : Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

Q : What do you use to comb a cat?
A : A catacomb.

Q : Why did the cat run from the tree?
A : Because it was afraid of the bark!

Q : Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
A : Because he's always spotted.

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Cats In Other Languages

Ditulis oleh feliscatus pada Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hmmm ever wonder what do they call and spell 'cat' in other language? Check out the list below..

Afrikaans

-

kat
Albanian

-

macja
Arabic

-

قطة
Belarusian

-

кошка
Bulgarian

-

котка
Catalan

-

gat
Chinese

-

猫 or 貓
Croatian

-

mačka
Czech

-

kočka
Danish

-

kat
Dutch

-

kat
Estonian

-

kass
Filipino

-

pusa
Finnish

-

kissa
French

-

chat
Galician

-

gato
German

-

Katze
Greek

-

γάτα
Vietnamese

-

con mèo
Thai

-

แมว
Serbian

-

мачка
Slovak

-

mačka
Slovenian

-

mačka
Spanish

-

gato
Swahili

-

paka
Swedish

-

katt
Lithuanian

-

katė
Maltese

-

qattus
Norwegian

-

katt
Korean

-

고양이
Latvian

-

kaķis
Japanese

-

Polish

-

kot
Portuguese

-

gato
Romanian

-

pisică
Russian

-

кошка
Turkish

-

kedi
Ukrainian

-

кішка
Hungarian

-

macska
Icelandic

-

köttur
Italian

-

gatto
Persian

-

گربه

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What Other People Said About Cats

Ditulis oleh feliscatus pada Saturday, November 28, 2009

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
Theophile Gautier

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
Sir Walter Scott

Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful some of the time.
Roger Caras

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement and love without penalties.
W. L. George

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind.
Cleveland Amory

The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life.
Carl Van Vechten

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
John Weitz

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
Faith Resnick

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
Anonymous

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Albert Schweitzer

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
Dave Platt

Cats are glorious creatures ~ who must on no accounts be underestimated...Their eyes are fathomless depths of cat-world mysteries.
Lesley Anne Ivory (from Glorious Cats, The Paintings of Lesley Anne Ivory)

I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue. Cat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it. She looks up and gives me her full gaze. Don't be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it.
"Miao" by Dilys Laing

A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human.
Unknown

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a lot of ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Joseph Wood Crutch

You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
Jane Pauley

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.
Martin Buxbaum

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
Wesley Bates

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
Ernest Hemingway

If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Mark Twain

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Leonardo da Vinci

To err is human, to purr is feline.
Robert Byrne

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